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DIJON
Dijon fled the scene with two bottles of Baccardi rum, a roll of of toilet paper, and the cashier’s automobile. After crashing the vehicle into the side of the "Pleasant Days" daycare center, she used the postal box in front as a toilet, which is when the Las Vegas Metro police officers apprehended her, and took her into custody. This is where the story begins.
Dijon is a new performance piece by Ernest Hemmings (TSTMRKT, The Proletariat, Everyone Loves Dick). Using film collage, cut-n-paste audio hijinx, and cheap theatrics, Dijon will give you a full view of the hostess with the mostest.
SEPT 10TH AND 12TH
LAS VEGAS
PHILADELPHIA
SEPT 19TH - SEPT 21ST
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