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TSTMRKT to appear at SF SKETCHFEST 2020

TSTMRKT will be performing at the 2020 SF Sketchfest at the historic Gateway Theater in beautiful San Francisco, CA on a "one night only" situation.  They will be opening for the side project of the Birthday Boys, "Sloppy Music."  The show will take place on Friday, January 24th at 10:00PM.  Like past performances, this will sell out quickly (only 300 tickets!) so we highly recommend purchasing your tickets ASAP.  Tickets will go on sale November 22nd and will be available through the SF Sketchfest wesite: SFSKETCHFEST.COM

TSTMRKT will be performing as a TRIO!  For the first time in many years (we actually lost count), all three members of TSTMRKT will be performing in support of their new album "Home Entertainment System" which will be available to purchase after the performance.

TSTMRKT Test Market

TSTMRKT in association with Bad Moon Booking presents a live performance featuring all three formats of TSTMRKT: M+M, M+F, and our favorite M+F+M.  This special, One Night Only, presentation is to celebrate (read "promote") the release of TSTMRKT's "Home Entertainment System."  Tickets will be available from this website at a discounted rate (15.00) for a limited time. You'll also be able to pre-order your very own copy of "Home Entertainment System" which will be released July 12th...which happens to be the same day of the performance.  It's almost like it was planned that way or something!  These kids are adorable. 

An all new "Nothing" show will be performed 30 minutes prior to the start of TSTMRKT's performance, so get there early!  The venue has a full restaurant and bar so you can totally turn this into a date night if you play your cards right.

TICKETS       PRE-ORDER HOME ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM

TSTMRKT presents The Home Entertainment System

The new project entitled "The Home Entertainment System" will bring the imaginative world of TSTMRKT into your living room in stereophonic sound!  This is not just another "comedy album."  This is a fully functioning work of art that happens come with a vinyl pressed recording.  Las Vegas visual artists Brent Holmes and Joseph Shaul have contributed to the inner gatefold and exterior of the album, and a15 page 12" X 12" Instruction Manual has been created by TSTMRKT founder Ernest Hemmings. The recording is a "Movie of the Mind" taking the listener on a journey through an ever-expanding world that cobbles together new and classic TSTMRKT content with a layered soundscape.  Each album comes with a digital key that will unlock  the "HES" page on this website.  The project will only be released on vinyl and there are only 200 copies available.

"We're in the midst of mixing and mastering the album right now, and only a few days away from sending it to press."

The album will be released on July 12th with a corresponding performance by TSTMRKT.  

TICKET available HERE: TICKETS

Home Entertainment System available 

"The Proletariat" opens at PACA on  March 7th

If you live in Pennsylvania, we're really sorry.  The good news is that you will be able to see "The Proletariat" by Ernest Hemmings (the creator of TSTMRKT).  This incredibly dark comedy is best described by the reviewer in Las Vegas Review Journal: "Ernest Hemmings’ original play about the evils of the corporate world is at times devastatingly funny, cleanly written and rich in surprises. Simple premise: A ruthless, devious sales boss and his seemingly easygoing assistant are having a meeting with a staff member. They are apparently about to fire her for not meeting quotas, frequent absences and a nasty attitude (translation: she doesn’t like them). But it winds up she’s become just as skilled as they in big-business doublespeak. Termination won’t be the piece of cake they thought." 

Tickets for the production are available now from the PACA website: HERE . The run is limited to just Fridays and Saturdays.

TSTMRKT Performing at the San Francisco Sketchfest 2019!

If you live in the land of impossible rent and sidewalks lined with human turds, then you are in for a treat! TSTMRKT will be performing at the Gateway Theatre (as opposed to the Gateway Drug) with internet darlings BritaNick as an official selection of the SF Sketchfest!  This will be the second time in a row that TSTMRKT will appear at the internationally renowned festival with their ever-expanding show of cheap theatrics and low-tech staging.  This go round TSTMRKT will present deeper cuts and a heftier soundtrack to really give the sourdough munching crowd a bit more than they bargained for.  This is a one-night-only situation and tickets are extremely limited.  Bring your mom!  BUY TICKETS!

Debate Night Begins Again

"Never discuss politics and religion in bars."  Why?  A bar seems to be the perfect setting for both.  What better place to sort out topics of interest than a bar.  Specifically ReBar in Downtown Las Vegas.  We're bringing our Bar League Forensics back after our Summer hiatus.  Debate dates and topics are available now on the DEBATE NIGHT link.  Or you can just click HERE.  We will also be looking for a team to represent ReBar in a city wide tournament being held in 2019.  Stay Tuned!

The Proletariat In Pennsylvania?

The critically acclaimed theatrical hit from TSTMRKT founder and author, Ernest Hemmings, is currently in pre-production at the Performance Artist Collective Alliance in Erie, PA.  The cast will feature Aaron Pacy and is being directed by Kelly Pryke.  If you had the opportunity to see the sold out run in Las Vegas, you'll understand why we're packing our bags and heading out to see the opening night of this office fire!  Have no clue what we're talking about?  Check out these incredibly kind words HERE and HERE.  

ONE NIGHT ONLY at Cornish Pasty Theater AUGUST 31ST 8PM

W/ special guest: NOTHING

TSTMRKT will perform in a "ONE NIGHT ONLY" situation at the hidden performance arena at Cornish Pasty in the heart of the burgeoning Las Vegas Arts District.  This is a "command performance" of their show from the sold out stand at Majestic Theater,  Even after expanding the audience several times we still had sad people trying to watch from the lobby, so TSTMRKT will bring the noise with their suitcase full content, and a brand new "Nothing" show to entertain the early arrivals.   This venue has plenty of space, but don't miss your chance! Tickets are available NOW through the THIS website.  We made a small run of the "Owner's Manual" to give away to the first 10 entrants.  There are a limited amount, and once this print is gone...it's gone.  

TICKETS HERE!  Or HERE!  

REVIEW JOURNAL LOVE

Totally didn't expect to get love from a Sheldon Adelson rag, but our fearless leader was given a lot of ink from the only (ONLY) major newspaper in Las Vegas, The Review Journal.  He talks about his methods of creating, what it means to be a performance artist in the city that never naps, and disco music.  It's a well written and thorough piece!  Check it out HERE

NPR/Desert Companion Interview with Our Rambling, Incoherent Founder

We were just as surprised as anyone that Ernest Hemmings was asked questions by a legitimate magazine as anyone else.  But here it is!  He totally sounds as if he's a 12-year-old describing his favorite Pokemon character and, to be fair, he definitely sounds like that.  So they did an amazing job of capturing the spirit of the person who has raised eyebrows and lowered expectations over the years.  Here's a link to the article.

TSTMRKT touring again?

Maybe?  After all of the traveling in 2017 we decided to take a bit of a break and work on separate projects: Breon Jenay is slated to star in the Majestic Theater's production of "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" and Ernest Hemmings is currently writing a commissioned play for PACA in Pennsylvania. But, not to worry! We have a lot of new content for the next offering of TSTMRKT, and will likely be touring the show April 2018.  So few people saw the new material that we premiered at the Hollywood Fringe Festival that we will recycle a few of those pieces and add the new material that is being developed for a content-heavy performance to beat all prior attempts at impressing strangers with cheap theatrics.  Tour dates will be announced this October so stay tuned!